Thursday, November 26, 2015

How to Tell you're Dating a Crazy Bitch. (...and not the good kind)

In my line of living, I run into all sorts of folks. I've met some great people along the way, great guys that end up with the worst women. You know... Bitches. (to be fair, I've witnessed several great women with horrible guys too, but I've defended the women like 8 times last year.)

So go ahead and attack that title, and my soon frequent use of 'crazy bitch'
Make sure you leave the page too, because it's not going to get better from here on out.

I warned you. Bitch.
*ahem*

Bitches be crazy! It's funny because it's true, right?

The funny things is though, there are several warning signs before guys get in too deep with them, maybe you see them, maybe you don't. But there had to be something you ignored before she's cussing you out at that gas station, starting fights in the club, stomping her feet and everyone is watching you. You're embarrassed! Hell she's even putting her head down, hair laid out all over the dinner table, and falling asleep- in a crowded restaurant (happened to me) or keying your car (also happened to me), taking control of your social medias, (will never happen to me) and so forth.

"My dreams were all my own, I accounted to them to nobody; they were my refuge when annoyed- my dearest pleasure when free." -Mary Shelley; 'Frankenstein' or 'The Modern Prometheus'